When Tony Stark had first added the role of picking Peter Parker up from Midtown Highschool of Science and Technology to his list of duties, Happy had grumbled. While helping Steve, Peter has a medical emergency of his own. Peter takes a temperature gun out of his pocket. The greatest supervillain Earths ever faced and the God of Chaos at that taken down by some flowers?. He cant see his audience with his blindfold, but he knows that Steve, Tony, Sam, Nat, and Clint are watching with anticipation. The world was most certainly not in his books. I'm not in control!" Steve answers with a stuffed-up nose. Luckily, theres a certain mentor of his, who comes in to save himin more ways than one. This wont be the last of this, Avengers. He folds the hanky and offers it out to Steve. Laundry detergent He takes a break to turn his head and sneeze into his fist. Cuando la vida de ambos se cruzen nada ser igual. You forgot, didnt you? Peter looked embarrassed away. And the winner is Steve Rogers. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. A few months back, Clint had told Peter about the damage that his abusive dad had done to his hearing as a kid, and its the reason that Clint wears hearing aids. He moves the metal circle over different parts of Steves lungs, and it all sounds clear. Dangerous," Peter cried. Somehow it ends with everyone laughing at the faces Clint is pulling which makes a better photo anyway.So good that Tony actually lets him post it on his Instagram. Nick Fury calls Peter Parker into his office to recruit him on a mission, but when Fury's ginger cat, Goose, walks int. You have a strange definition of the word excitement, Pete.. He had called him 'sweetheart'. He sniffs and Clint grimaces. He lifted himself up shakily, flushing the bile down the toilet and soon walking out of the bathroom. pre-lightning thief Does anyone suggest calling a temporary truce until Loki's feeling less sneezy? Whats going on, Loki? Natasha asks, gun still levelled at him. A small slice of fruit is placed under Peters nose. 76 guests Sniffing like that is revolting. Broccoli., Peter takes off his blindfold. Steve makes a motion to look up because he senses that Peters in the doorway, but a sneeze attacks him. . Buckys at therapy right now, so Im standing in for the role of childhood best friend.. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Were out of ideas. Yeah, Im good, but now that all the excitement is over, its back to my boring reading., Bruce looks back at his papers. Winter Soldier Avengers | Reader | Romance Science Fiction Soulmate Au X Reader Bucky Barnes James Buchanan Barnes. May forgot to tell Happy and Tony that Peter wasn't at school and Happy gets worried. Get out of my head!". I have homework that I havent finished, but I have until the end of the day to give it to Dr. Banner., Bruce puts his feet up on a stool. He thinks I have diarrhea., Hawkeye smirks and signs. Peter quickly scans the room for tissues to bring Steve, but the only thing he sees thats remotely close to tissues is a roll of toilet paper in the cabinet. Banner. Bruce puts the watering can back down. I think you scared him enough to derail the Snot Town Express., Peter laughs as Clint fingerspells the last S on Express., Clint puts his hands on Peters wrists and Peter nods. Its warm, but sneezes tend to warm up the body, even making a person sweaty, without producing a fever. Sam lifts Steves arm, as Steve lifts a corner of his blindfold to see. He wont stop sneezing. Loki sniffs deliberately, then his nose twitches and he sneezes. Oh, yeah. Good luck getting more than five, Cap., Tony adjusts Steves blindfold. sneezefic sneeze kink fluff and compulsion then fluff and bondage I was 19 okay? Its so nice to turn off the stress of the day even if its just for two hours. Onion. No, you can keep it. He just needs to get away from well, fields and grass and things. Banner doesnt know Im helping Cap. Location, my room.". Being scared out of your mind will usually get you to stop anything., Hawkeye snorts. Blinking, Vi found herself astounded when witnessing such a sneeze. Sort by: Hot. After Per Nico di Angelo had one job - shadow travel to 15 Grimmauld Place in London and reap a soul. Cross posted on Fanfiction.net. And his snapchat stories. Just breathe normally while I listen to your lungs. 40.5K 1K 32. Are you- Bruce hesitates, glancing at the others. Yay for inclusion :)On a side note, I really like having Bruce turn into the hulk because of silly reasons so I had to add 'slipped in the shower' to the list lol.I had a lot of fun with writing this one and I hoped it was fun to read as well.Tomorrow Peter goes from the doctor to the patient when he gets carsick on a road trip. This naturally triggered the Hulk transformation. The two only use sign language when Clint wants to throw in an insult or a private joke between him and Peter. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. Possibly his Facebook too.This is after they all find out about the bullying which Peter isn't so happy about. "No, no! "Get out! Thats too much information, Pete.. Having learned from his earlier mistake, Vision first knocked on her door. Them the Avengers were spying on some kid because he had a suspicious file! Reading/writing sickfics is my guilty pleasure and I couldn't help myself (more info in notes). Raising a child isn't easy, but as hard as it may be Peter and Parker are still enjoying every second of it. Peter's regular scans had turned less 'regular' and he didn't have to take a crazy amount of pills. He's never been on Earth long enough/at the right time of year/in the right place etc to have discovered he's horribly allergic to pollen but it turns out he is. Nat gently rubs Steves thigh. After Aunt May suddenly dies, Peter has nowhere to go. Nat narrows her eyes and growls something in Russian. I juss- jus- . He pauses to sneeze, but nothing comes out. I dont eat broccoli., Steve shakes his head. I think we broke Steve. Youre always barbecuing., Sam shrugs. I can't" Peter gripped clumps of his hair. Coffee He pauses at the last one and theres a collective intake of breath. Your phone reminds you of that?, Bruce must have heard the multiple dings from Nats incoming messages. Location, my room.. Go and take some meds, have a shower and lie down until youre feeling-. Im the top mechanical engineer in the world and all anyone wants around here is a handy man., Peter opens his textbook and rubs his eyes. I am literally just doing this because I think that hardly anyone is doing a good job at this. Sam uses his best impression of a boxing announcer. anger is all i have been good at Dave's stomach floods with warmth and all he wants to do is undress Klaus, but he forces himself to focus. too bad peters drunk out of his mind. Every avengers looked up from their places at Peter who waved an awkward Hi. Steve looks back and he looks terrible. No mfine. Tony has been through a lot in his lifetimefrom being kidnapped by terrorists to saving the world multiple times and just about everything in betweenbut he may be facing his toughest challenge yet: taking care of two kids with the flu. At some point someone is going to have to tell him the plant isnt real, but everyone has passed that responsibility to the next person, and now its just awkward to tell the guy that hes been watering a plastic plant for weeks, and no one bothered to tell him. While living in Tartarus with his mother he stumbles upon Luke, retrieving the sarcophagus of Kronos. He goes into his bedroom, turns off the lights, burns some incense, and meditates. He does not need anything else to happen. Loki encounters a new Midgardian hazard: pollen. But other than that this story is about Percy and the avengers meeting Percy Jackson is the first demigod son of Nyx. Now that Peters closer he can also see the trashcan next to Steve, filled with discarded tissues. Uh bless you Tony says at last, almost lost for words but feeling someone should say something. Bruce sighs as he continues the daily ritual of watering his plastic plant. Dunno, and quickly changes the subject, So, did you have a good mediation session?, Bruce yawns and reaches for his watering can. Bruce sniffs. Frantic. Hayfever? Loki repeats, then lets out a noise that sounds suspiciously like swearing in ancient Norse before attempting to stifle two more sneezes into the hanky. Peter fills Bruces meditation time with fun group activities like parties in the office, video game tournaments, and more. Loki spins sharply, wiping his watery eyes with his other sleeve, trying to look menacing but failing as hes overcome by another big uncontrollable sneeze. You got it Mr. tark.. He couldnt get away with taking his medical backpack with him, so he was only able to shove the bare necessities in the pockets of his EMT cargo pants. 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